The Witcher 3 – The Wild Breasts – NSFW

The Witcher 3 has proven to be a deep and immersive game consuming hours and hours of my life as I move from quest to quest, slaying monsters, and collecting sweet sweet bounties. And yet, despite all of this, one of the things that has stood out to me is the volume of bare chests on display in this game, contrasted against zero nudity from the waist down. For a game as liberal as The Witcher 3 in terms of gender and sex, a game that treats sex realistically and encourages sex positivity rather than the violent sex depicted in games like GTA, its really surprising to me that nudity from the waist down is still too taboo for developers to include (with the exception of that penis glimpse in The Order). But at least the nipple has been freed, so to celebrate, here are my Top 10 Chest Pics from the game so far. If you have your own favourites, please share.

10.

Fish Market
Geralt Pays for Sex at the Fish Market

9.

Lofoten
A Surprising Amount of Detail

8.

Dwarven Chests Are Hot Too
Dwarven Chests Are Hot Too

7.

And Then There's This Guy...
And Then There’s This Guy…

6.

Geralt Spends A Little Extra at the Passiflora
Geralt Spends A Little Extra at the Passiflora

5.

And Again at the Passiflora
And Again at the Passiflora

4.

The Lofoten Hot Springs and Sauna
The Lofoten Hot Springs and Sauna

3.

Keira and Geralt Roleplaying Cinderella
Keira and Geralt Roleplaying Cinderella

2.

Bargaining with a Succubus
Bargaining with a Succubus

1.

I Guess She Fixed The Unicorn...
I Guess She Fixed The Unicorn…

 

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